Photo via Flickr user PhilandPam. Previously, I put out a public inquiry trying to find straight men who proudly do not eat pussy. I thought I could find at least a few guys down to talk and explain themselves. However, I could not: Not a single guy would admit his oral aversions to me. Instead, I got endless emails from boys bragging: If they were Popeye, pussy was their spinach. I threw in the towel and turned my attention to some well-respected sex therapists about the hypotheticals.
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An in-depth look at the mind of a man during the act of cunnilingus. Note: The goal is to allow women a window into the mind of a man — so that you, the female reader, may partake in the thought pattern of somebody, male or female, going down on you. I especially explore the thoughts that come to us during the moment while the act is taking place. So, I suggest that you settle in, ladies.
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The advice has been rehashed, recycled and reiterated. But I will still troubleshoot eating pussy for you. Because despite the wealth of knowledge available, even self-proclaimed connoisseurs struggle when heading down below face first. Below are the concerns that appeared most frequently. The Typical Question: My biggest challenge is getting air to breathe. If I can breathe with a dick in my mouth, you can figure it out with yours on a vagina. Either learn how to breathe through your nose while you use your mouth, or stimulate her clit with a finger while you grab a breath. The Typical Question: The hardest thing about cunnilingus is how long it can take and how tired my tongue gets.
That might not be your thing, which I totally understand. I was one of them and I have learned to eat pussy from a few amazing women who all shared this one tiny secret with me that most men hate to admit:. There are basically two reasons why men suck at this one endeavor that women love so much believe it or not, but women love it as much as you love blowjobs :. Reason 2: Men all over the world are scared to do it because they have no idea what they are doing. Well, it actually is a big deal and a lot of women would do anything to date a man who is good at something that millions of other men are terrible at. And yeah, I also totally understand why most men are so paranoid when it comes to the good old tongue on pussy game. Your mother loves it the way I do.
